Questo è un pazzo!

...A volte non è proprio facilissimo da leggere, però è veramente troppo forte....!!!
Questa è nel post "Whiskysponge guide to 2016":

Glenlivet distillery finally completes phase three of it’s ‘Global Dominion Protocol’. The number and location of stills is now the correct amount to generate a cyclical wormhole in the Spirit Receiver. All new make spirit is sent through this intergalactic portal to another solar system in a far-flung galaxy where the unusual properties of gravity on a local planet create a time lapse whereby the spirit can age for three years in new american oak and then be returned to the re-connecting stargate in the new onsite bottling facilities. Only moments have passed on Earth but the spirit is legally whisky and sufficiently flavoured with wood extracts to be labelled as Founder’s Reserve. Sith Lord Alan Winchester said of the development:

“We had a bit of trouble at first convincing the SWA that the particular solar system several billion lightyears away was still technically Scotland, but we sent Alex Salmond through with a flag and that seemed good enough for them. It’s a bit like the film Interstellar except instead of Matthew McConaughey and Anne Hathaway debating the universality of love inside a spaceship, it’s Ian and Jimbo arguing over which Pot Noodle to have for lunch.”

Fantastica l'idea del whisky invecchiato in un'altro sistema solare...!!!

http://whiskysponge.com/2015/12/30/whis ... e-to-2016/

Bè teoricamente parlando sarebbe una manna, invecchiamento in tempo 0, spedisci la cassa su un pianeta vicino ad un pozzo gravitazionale ad invecchiare e lo riprendi dopo poco che s'è fatto gli anni che vuoi che invecchiasse.
Peccato poi ci sarebbero esponenti di codesto forum in versione "unni pirati intergalattici" che gli rovinerebbero i piani